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Oh, it's a quote war we're having now, is it?
"...and I don't think my father, the inventor of Toaster Strudles, would be too happy to hear about this." -Gretchen Weiners, Mean Girls
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THIS IS MY HALOMEGA SIG. IT IS SIMILAR TO MERK'S, BUT BETTER BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME.
This is the internet, it was made for liars.
Jordan: Fuck 'em. Natural selection, only the strong and the low-level retards survive. If you can't read and click, you shouldn't have fingers. Or internet.
This is some fucked up repugnant shit -Sammy L. J.
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Love isn't in the eyes of the beholder. I've checked, there's nothing in there but veins and goo.
When God makes terrible things happen, they say he works in mysterious ways. When I make terrible things happen, I'm just a dick.
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"Now, we must all fear evil men. But there is another kind of evil which we must fear most, and that is the indifference of good men. "
Rocco: Shut your fat-ass, Rayvie! I can't go buy a pack of smokes without runnin' into nine guys you've fucked!
Woman Meat Packer: "Rule of thumb!? Do you know where that expression comes from? In the early 1900's it was legal to beat your wife so long as you used a stick no wider than your thumb."
Connor: Well, you can't do much damage with that...maybe it should have been a rule of wrist then.of thumb? It should have been rule of wrist now, should it?"
-Boondock Saints
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THIS IS MY HALOMEGA SIG. IT IS SIMILAR TO MERK'S, BUT BETTER BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME.
This is the internet, it was made for liars.
Jordan: Fuck 'em. Natural selection, only the strong and the low-level retards survive. If you can't read and click, you shouldn't have fingers. Or internet.
3147
"Would you like a sausage daddy?"
-Freddy got Fingered
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Love isn't in the eyes of the beholder. I've checked, there's nothing in there but veins and goo.
When God makes terrible things happen, they say he works in mysterious ways. When I make terrible things happen, I'm just a dick.
3149
I regret to say that we of the FBI are powerless to act in cases of oral-genital intimacy, unless it has in some way obstructed interstate commerce.
-J. Edgar Hoover
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Love isn't in the eyes of the beholder. I've checked, there's nothing in there but veins and goo.
When God makes terrible things happen, they say he works in mysterious ways. When I make terrible things happen, I'm just a dick.
Kip: "Why are people shooting at us?!"
Memphis: "Cause I blew up their car!"
-Gone In 60 Seconds (The good version, the original sucked ass)
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Agent 47: Nika.
Nika: Yes?
Agent 47: Stop talking or I'll put you back in the trunk.
-Hitman
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Detective Trupo: How about I throw you and your fucking brother in the river?
Frank Lucas: Or how about next time I blow up your house?
Dominic Cattano: Success. It's got enemies. You can be successful and have enemies, or you can be unsuccessful and have friends.
-American Gangster (pretty much best movie I've ever seen)
"Let there be cheesy macaroni!"
-Jackson, in his kitchen, alone.
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Love isn't in the eyes of the beholder. I've checked, there's nothing in there but veins and goo.
When God makes terrible things happen, they say he works in mysterious ways. When I make terrible things happen, I'm just a dick.
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Reason: Let there be ...a NUMBER! ..you fail at counting...yet AGAIN.
3152...
Me, James, Jake, and Kami in the pre-game lobby:
Me: "Hey, Kami, can you...?
Kami: "Yeah, I would do that...if I had two holes."
Merk: "Heh"
Me: "That was funny." *slight laugh*
Merk: *laughs harder*
Me and Merk: *rofling*
Kami: "What?! Guys, it wasn't THAT funny!"
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THIS IS MY HALOMEGA SIG. IT IS SIMILAR TO MERK'S, BUT BETTER BECAUSE IT BELONGS TO ME.
This is the internet, it was made for liars.
Jordan: Fuck 'em. Natural selection, only the strong and the low-level retards survive. If you can't read and click, you shouldn't have fingers. Or internet.
Jack: "You're such a bitch! Get owned noob!"
Me: "Jack, I don't know how your social worker puts up with you."
MerK and Mafia: *rofling*
Jack: "What? I didn't hear him, what did he say?"
Me, MerK and Mafia: *rofling*
Jack: "No really, what did he say?!"
Me: "I can't remember."
MerK: "I cahn't believe you've done this!"
Death may be the greatest of all human blessings
~Socrates
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^^Thanks ENDERSFIRE42^^
I like misunderstandings. *evil grin* As long as they think I'm just an ordinary Joe, no one will suspect me when everyone just starts to..."disappear"
“I have waited centuries for this moment. The rivers will flow with the blood of those who oppose me
The only thing that matters in this world is power, power to destroy anything that stands against me
Re: Count To Infinity!
